16 Funniest Quotes About Friendship

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Here are some of the funniest things ever written or said about friends and friendship. Laugh together with your friends while browsing through this list! 

Life is a beautiful ride, but it's worth nothing if you can't laugh with your friends throughout that ride. Any friend is a good friend, but friends that make you laugh are even better! If you have friends with whom you can laugh your head off, you are truly a lucky person. Laughing-buddies make the life ride worthwhile. 

What's the use of messing up in life, if you can't tease your friends about it, or be teased yourself? What's the use of knowing a good joke if there is no one to share it with? What’s the use of your friends asking for your help, if you can’t simply ignore them and laugh out loud instead? I am kidding, don’t do that. Not cool, guys. Not cool. 

To me, seeing my friends happy and cheerful is the best part of any day. Their happiness makes me happy too. If you too enjoy laughing with your friends, here are some perfect quotes to do that. If you are not that kind of person, go seek out Grumpy-H and frown together with him. Everything is OK among the friends.

 

1.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

 

2.

Friendship like credit is highest when it is not used.

Friendship like credit is highest when it is not used.

 

3.

True friends stab you in the front.

True friends stab you in the front.

 

4.

Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

 

5.

My friends! There are no friends.

My friends! There are no friends

 

6.

When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends.

When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends.

 

7.

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

 

8.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship and it is far the best ending for one.

 

9.

Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and co

 

10.

Friendship is the marriage of the soul and this marriage is liable to divorce.

Friendship is the marriage of the soul and this marriage is liable to divorce.

 

11.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look it's a sure sign you're getting old.

 

12.

Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.

Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.

 

13.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Friendship is like money easier made than kept.

 

14.

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are three faithful friends - an old wife an old dog and ready money.

 

15.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate Hell for the company.

 

16.

We often choose a friend as we do a mistress - for no particular excellence in themselves but merely from some circumstance that flatters our self-love.

We often choose a friend as we do a mistress - for no particular excellence in themselves but merel

 

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