I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Never floss with a stranger.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
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