If the facts don't fit the theory change the facts.

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Force always attracts men of low morality.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.