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If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.

Terry Pratchett

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Life is wasted on the living.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

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