For a man who no longer has a homeland, writing becomes a place to live.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

The land created me. I'm wild and lonesome. Even as I travel the cities, I'm more at home in the vacant lots.

Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.

The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.

It is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or pretended, from abroad.

Love begins at home and it is not how much we do... but how much love we put in that action.

To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools and have good masters at home instead - and to realize that no expense should be grudged for this purpose.

Africa for the Africans... at home and abroad!

All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.

Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home.

I would like to spend the whole of my life traveling, if I could anywhere borrow another life to spend at home.

Basically I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world.

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.

Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it or change it.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

But you know you can't be a star at home.

Before deciding to retire stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.

I used to take my short stories to girls' homes and read them to them. Can you imagine the reaction, reading a short story to a girl instead of pawing her?

Go to foreign countries and you will get to know the good things one possesses at home.

Having abandoned the ways of darkness, let the wise follow the light. Having come from home to homelessness, let him enjoy the bliss of solitude so difficult to achieve.

A smile abroad is often a scowl at home.

The loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or imagined, from abroad.

Advertising nourishes the consuming power of men. It sets up before a man the goal of a better home, better clothing, better food for himself and his family. It spurs individual exertion and greater production.

All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings and so give them the power to pull ours.

People of age object too much consult too long adventure too little repent too soon and seldom drive business home to it's conclusion but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Always there has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it.

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one, stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to in the strongest conjuration.

Listen carefully to what country people call mother wit. In those homely sayings are couched the collective wisdom of generations.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

I believe the home and marriage is the foundation of our society and must be protected.

Charity begins at home and justice begins next door.

How much a dunce that has been sent to roam excels a dunce that has been kept at home.

When you want to do your homework, fill out your tax return, or see all the choices for a trip you want to take, you need a full-size screen.

Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in a corner by the fireside with your slippers on your feet?

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness.

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.

Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

One small cat changes coming home to an empty house, to coming home.

Home is where you feel at home and are treated well.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house that's what it means.

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal.

If you have a sick or lonely person at home, be there. Maybe just to hold a hand, maybe just to give a smile, that is the greatest, the most beautiful work.

Love and serve the homeland, do not hate or hurt the homeland of others.

The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

I didn't have nothin' going for me... school, home... until I found something I loved, which was music, and that changed everything.

As a child, the family that I had, and the love I had from my two parents, allowed me to go ahead and be more aggressive, to search and to take risks knowing that if I failed I could always come home to a family of love and support.

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism, or the holy name of liberty or democracy?

America is my country and Paris is my hometown.

Whoever wants music instead of noise, joy instead of pleasure, soul instead of gold, creative work instead of business, passion instead of foolery, finds no home in this trivial world of ours.

Home is where one starts from.

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.

Every book is a quotation, and every house is a quotation out of all forests and mines and stone quarries, and every man is a quotation from all his ancestors.

Charity begins at home, but should not end there.

Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls with whom they make up a sole family - a domestic church.

Let architects sing of aesthetics that bring Rich clients in hordes to their knees, Just give me a home in a great circle dome Where stresses and strains are at ease.

There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country.

Religion is preserved by wealth, knowledge by diligent practice, a king by conciliatory words, and a home by a dutiful housewife.

Of all the home remedies a good wife is best.

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.

When it comes to developing character strength inner security and unique personal and interpersonal talents and skills in a child no institution can or ever will compare with or effectively substitute for the home's potential for positive influence.

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace.

Producing is so exciting because you can enable things to happen whether it's like discovering a filmmaker who you're taking a chance on protecting a battle and driving home at the end of the day just going 'I'm so glad I stayed late at work and fought hard for that. Had my passion. Won that battle.'

It has been an honor for me to call Austin home. It is my pleasure to say thanks to my fellow residents for their continued support.

Concepts like individuals have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood.

Say there's a white kid who lives in a nice home goes to an all-white school and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter - for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me because what that's saying is that he's living a fantasy life of rebellion.

We live in grief for having left the womb for having left the teat then school then home. In my case it was leaving marriages and the death of my wife.

Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

An artist has no home in Europe, except in Paris.

We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared, for is the greatest poverty. We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.

I will not have my son grow up in a tension-filled home.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

The centre of every home must be the shrine room! the fragrance of flower and incense emanating from this must pervade the home and purify it.

If the hill will not come to Mahomet Mahomet will go to the hill.

To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition the end to which every enterprise and labor tends and of which every desire prompts the prosecution.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.

Life at home is cramped and dirty, it is difficult to live a spiritual life completely perfect and pure in all its parts while cabinned.

In the past decade or so the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner which they learned in Wood Shop, eventually when enough things in the home are broken they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.

My essays . . . come home to men's business and bosoms.

I was brought up in a household of chaos and I never felt stable at home.

A home in which the housewife sheds tears will be bereft of all prosperity. This is the ancient conception of the role of women in the home.

By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours. There are better things you can do with your time.

Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.

Those who visit foreign nations but associate only with their own country-men change their climate but not their customs. They see new meridians but the same men, and with heads as empty as their pockets return home with traveled bodies but untravelled minds.

Analogies, it is true, decide nothing, but they can make one feel more at home.

My wife met me at the door, the other night, in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

I'm no longer just a candidate. I'm the President. I know what it means to send young Americans into battle for I have held in my arms the mothers and fathers of those who didn't return. I've shared the pain of families who've lost their homes and the frustration of workers who've lost their jobs.

When you're the presidential nominee you get to pick whomever you choose to be on the ticket and that person gets to say yes or no because obviously it's a very important decision.

Clime of the unforgotten brave! Whose land from plain to mountain-cave, Was Freedom's home or Glory's grave!

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.

In our home there was always prayer - aloud proud and unapologetic.

The only foes that threaten America are the enemies at home and these are ignorance superstition and incompetence.

Dre was one of my heros in the music industry. If he's not down for his homeboys I don't wanna be a part of him or around him.

It was a home job. Dave (Grohl) taught me.

I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad: that it is our will that is being tried and not our strength, our sense of purpose and not our ability to achieve a better America.

For more than four decades the Libyan people have been ruled by a tyrant - Moammar Gaddafi. He has denied his people freedom exploited their wealth murdered opponents at home and abroad and terrorized innocent people around the world - including Americans who were killed by Libyan agents.

We are not about to send American boys 9 or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves.

Prepare for death if here at night you roam and sign your will before you sup from home.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

The greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison... Edison's first major invention in 1877 was the phonograph which could soon be found in thousands of American homes where it basically sat until 1923 when the record was invented.

What we have found in this country and maybe we're more aware of it now is one problem that we've had even in the best of times and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates the homeless you might say by choice.

It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls seize the opportunities and get back home by six o'clock.

There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot be realized until personal experience has brought it home.

If I win and get the money then the Oakland Police department is going to buy a boys' home me a house my family a house and a Stop Police Brutality Center.

It was probably our biggest home win of the year.

Be in the world like a maid servant in a rich man's house. The maid servant deals with all the objects and things always knowing that nothing belongs to her and that this is not her true home.

The author of the Iliad is either Homer or if not Homer somebody else of the same name.

Basically, my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Follow your cultural and religious customs in your own home, but do not attempt to impose them on society. Rather than this, love each person as your own brother or sister, not seeing him or her as belonging to another creed, religion or country.

Happy happy Christmas that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

I kiss the soil as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.

Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad who are under the discipline of shrews at home.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it and still be home by Christmas.

'Tis sweet to hear the watch dogs' honest bark - Bay deep-mouthed welcome as we draw near home, 'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark - Our coming and look brighter when we come.

Israel was not created in order to disappear - Israel will endure and flourish. It is the child of hope and the home of the brave. It can neither be broken by adversity nor demoralized by success. It carries the shield of democracy and it honors the sword of freedom.

To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews the home of golf is something I will never ever forget.

My parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think that's where a lot of preachers' kids get off base sometimes. Because they don't see the same things at both places.

If I don't feel confident about my body I'm not going to sit at home and feel sorry for myself and not do something about it. It's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up motivating yourself and just doing it.

Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people working really hard and pleasing people which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled.

The words that a father speaks to his children in the privacy of home are not heard by the world but as in whispering galleries they are clearly heard at the end and by posterity.

Today's misery is real unemployment home foreclosures and bankruptcies. This is the Obama Misery Index and its at a record high. Its going to take more than new rhetoric to put Americans back to work - its going to take a new president.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

You come home and you party. But after that you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

When does life start? When does it end? Who makes these decisions?... Every day in hospitals and homes and hospices... people are struggling with those profound issues.

If one more 'journalist' makes a cavalier statement about me and my band I will personally or with my fans' help greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech.

My family members are here with me because they're afraid to stay at home. There is no excuse for it. This is just uncalled for. It goes beyond courtesy. It's protection of life.

I believe that being successful means having a balance of success stories across the many areas of your life. You can't truly be considered successful in your business life if your home life is in shambles.

I had only one superstition. I made sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

Service is God. Why has God endowed man with a body a mind and an intellect ? Feel with the mind plan with the intelligence and use the body to serve those who are in need of service. Offer that act of service to God, worship home with that Flower.

Money is the worst currency that ever grew among mankind. This sacks cities this drives men from their homes this teaches and corrupts the worthiest minds to turn base deeds.

The most compelling reason for most people to buy a computer for the home will be to link it to a nationwide communications network. We're just in the beginning stages of what will be a truly remarkable breakthrough for most people - as remarkable as the telephone.

Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love.

It is Homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.

I just owe almost everything to my father and it's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town in a very modest home are just the things that I believe have won the election.

There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues the most dominating virtues of human society are created strengthened and maintained

This being our home court people come here and think it's Hollywood and all sorts of stuff so they think they'll come down (the lane) and look pretty and shoot jump shots and dunk the ball and finger-roll the ball and do all sorts of cute stuff. And we've got to stop that.

Whoever we play it's going to be tough because it's two great teams. We just have to make sure we do our homework and go out there and try to execute.

Yesterday's home runs don't win today's games.

Where thou art that is home.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Keep your home and its environs clean, it will ensure health and happiness for you and for society.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you you should stay home and have a good cry.

Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast going to work coming home petting the dog watching TV kissing the kids and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching.

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour she can hurt you.

Come home to men's business and bosoms.

Women are the makers of the home the nation and the world. You are the mothers who shape the generation.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

Mahomet made the people believe that he would call a hill to him ... when the hill stood still he was never a wit abashed but said 'If the hill will not come to Mahomet Mahomet will go to the hill.'

My father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldn't possibly be anyplace else. Where he and his wife were in their own home that for them was the capital of the world.

A father who is a chronic debtor, an adulterous mothe,r a beautiful wife, and an unlearned son are enemies (in one's own home).

Make the home a seal of harmony.

Philo declares he never dines at home and that is no exaggeration: He has no place whereat to dine in Rome Unless he hooks an invitation

There's a continuity between what I care about in any form: I care about it in my music in article-writing in how I dress in how I live in my relationships in how I navigate paparazzi how I decorate my home. There's such a continuity between everything that I don't really care what form it shows up in.

Where there is no temple there shall be no homes.

The lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest, and then becomes a host, and then a master.

It's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town in a very modest home are just the things that I believe have won the election.

One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.

The man who has a house everywhere has a home nowhere

In this phenomenal world whatever pleasures and satisfactions one may derive elsewhere if there is no joy at home it becomes a veritable hell.

Maria is the best reason to come home.

Let us form one body one heart and defend to the last warrior our country our homes our liberty and the graves of our fathers.

Whether you come back by page or by the big screen Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: "passive" systems collect the sunlight that hits your home and "active" systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes too.

Once you get a spice in your home you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.

You know if I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough I would be convinced we're in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that we've got to do something about the unemployed.

Reading isn't good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldn't hit home runs. So I gave up reading.

Why would I retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks. I'd rather be out playing.

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

Troy owes to Homer what whist owes to Hoyle

To Adam Paradise was home. To the good among his descendants home is paradise.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

To me this world is all one continued vision of fancy or imagination and I feel flattered when I am told so. What is it sets Homer Virgil and Milton in so high a rank of art? Why is the Bible more entertaining and instructive than any other book? Is it not because they are addressed to the imagination which is spiritual sensation and but immediately to the understanding or reason?

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School, and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.

I think a submarine is a very worthwhile weapon. I believe we can defend ourselves with submarines and all our troops back at home. This whole idea that we have to be in 130 countries and 900 bases... is an old-fashioned idea.

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.

Death is a friend of ours, and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself just the fact that I was breathing.

They came out and played a lot harder than we did. After the last showing they had on their home floor I think they took it upon themselves and played with more effort and more heart. And they did it.

I am so convinced of the advantages of looking at mankind instead of reading about them and of the bitter effects of staying at home with all the narrow prejudices of an Islander that I think there should be a law amongst us to set our young men abroad for a term among the few allies our wars have left us.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

Mahomet made the people believe that he would call a hill to him and from the top of it offer up his prayers for the observers of his law. The people assembled. Mahomet called the hill to come to him again and again, and when the hill stood still he was never a whit abashed but said 'If the hill will not come to Mahomet Mahomet will go to the hill'.

Love begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home.

Now I know there are many Americans who say 'Get out of Afghanistan. Bring 'em all home.' And there are others who say 'Put in hundreds of thousands of more.'

The rulers of the state are the only persons who ought to have the privilege of lying either at home or abroad, they may be allowed to lie for the good of the state.

If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.

Do not consider any act of service as demeaning. Sweeping the streets for example is not below your dignity. Do you not sweep the floor of your homes? Do you not scrub and wash off dirt? When you undertake such tasks the villagers will also gladly share in them. Why feel ashamed to be good? The ridicule that may be cast on you has been the reward of many saints. It will soon fade away. Muhammad was driven out of Mecca by those who could not appreciate his teachings. Jesus was crucified. But their names resound in the heart of millions.

You never know what events are going to transpire to get you home.

What power can poverty have over a home where loving hearts are beating with a consciousness of untold riches of the head and heart?

When your time comes to die be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.

Friendship between equals flourishes service under a king is respectable it is good to be business-minded in public dealings and a handsome lady is safe in her own home.

Mr. Gladstone read Homer for fun which I thought served him right.

The war is dreadful. It is the business of the artist to follow it home to the heart of the individual fighters - not to talk in armies and nations and numbers - but to track it home.

I never worry about being driven to drink, I just worry about being driven home.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Never be the only one except possibly in your own home.

There are a number of things wrong with Washington. One of them is that everyone is too far from home.

Mahomet made the people believe that he would call a hill to him . . . when the hill stood still he was never a whit abashed but said 'If the hill will not come to Mahomet Mahomet will go to the hill.'

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.

The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our neighbours kindle it at home communicate it to others and it becomes the property of all.

So I'm more at home with my backpack sleeping in a hotel room or on a bus or on an airplane than I am necessarily on a bed. It's weird being here. It feels like I'm standing next to my real life.

For those who have come here illegally they might have a transition time to allow them to set their affairs in order. And then go back home and get in line with everybody else. And if they get in line and they apply to become a citizen and get a green card they will be treated like everybody else.

On Sundays when I speak I hopefully give somebody something that they can use the next day at work or at home.

We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

The home is heaven itself.It is the duty of women to maintain it as such.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

If my world were to cave in tomorrow I would look back on all the pleasures excitements and worthwhilenesses I have been lucky enough to have had. Not the sadness not my miscarriages or my father leaving home but the joy of everything else. It will have been enough.

The physician can bury his mistakes but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines - so they should go as far as possible from home to build their first buildings.

When I am abroad I always make it a rule to never criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave but not our hearts.

How can people be made happy in a petty kingdom? What peace can we expect from a rascal friend? What happiness can we have at home in the company of a bad wife? How can renown be gained by instructing an unworthy disciple?

That is the returning to God which in reality is never concluded on earth but yet leaves behind in the soul a divine home sickness which never again ceases.

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say oh God I've got to see my friends 'cause I'm too content being by myself.

And I come here as a daughter raised on the South Side of Chicago - by a father who was a blue-collar city worker and a mother who stayed at home with my brother and me.

The strongest influences in my life and my work are always whomever I love. Whomever I love and am with most of the time or whomever I remember most vividly. I think that's true of everyone don't you?

I got a lovely check today from being a writer that I earned by sitting at home. That's rewarding.

I never come back home with the same moral character I went out with, something or other becomes unsettled where I had achieved internal peace, some one or other of the things I had put to flight reappears on the scene.

So long as I'm Commander-in-Chief, we will sustain the strongest military the world has ever known. When you take off the uniform we will serve you as well as you've served us - because no one who fights for this country should have to fight for a job or a roof over their head or the care that they need when they come home.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young you get a gold watch you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs alcohol you party you get ready for high school. You go to grade school you become a kid you play you have no responsibilities you become a little baby you go back into the womb you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home I'm tired.

The perfect date for me would be staying at home making a big picnic in bed eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.

It was a very frustrating loss. We need to regroup and get back home and get back on the right track.

By Forbearance you cultivate Love. You have come today to your own home. This is your home, not Mine. My home is your heart. So do not try to have your lunch elsewhere but in your home where you get this day food consecrated by Me the Prasad.

Spend a few minutes every morning and evening in the Silence of your own shrine or home, spend them with the highest of all the Powers that you know of. Be in His elevating and Inspiring company, worship Him mentally, offer unto Him all the work you do, you will come out of the silence nobler and more heroic than when you went in.