David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.
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Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member of the House and the largest member of the Senate, plus a standard musk ox.
In 1765 Parliament passed the Stamp Act which as any American high school student can tell you was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.
There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: "passive" systems collect the sunlight that hits your home and "active" systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes too.
The question is why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing on national television that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them although sometimes you have to hunt around.
The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper."
A gene can be either dominant or recessive depending on which type of gene it is.