David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.
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I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than actually driving anywhere, I sometimes wonder why they bother to have wheels on their motorcycles.
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
Magnetism as you recall from physics class is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
The term SAT is a set of initials or autonym standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.
I figured out why I'm not getting seriously rich. I write newspaper columns. Nobody ever makes newspaper columns into Major Motion Pictures starring Tom Cruise. The best you can hope for with a newspaper column is that people will like it enough to attach it to their refrigerators with magnets shaped like fruit.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones, he is more into bands with names like "Heave" and "Squatting Turnips."
I recently had my annual physical examination which I get once every seven years and when the nurse weighed me I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.
While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless brain-rotting drivel on TV we on the Internet are exchanging freely and openly the most uninhibited intimate and yes shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.
Geographically Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting or "fat recycling" wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large such as your buttocks and injected into your lips, people will then be literally kissing ass.