Doug Coupland

Doug Coupland

Douglas Coupland (born December 30, 1961) is a Canadian novelist and artist. His fiction is complemented by recognized works in design and visual art arising from his early formal training. Coupland is an Officer of the Order of Canada, and a member of the Order of British Columbia.

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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.

When you crop the photo you tell a lie.

I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.

Good-looking people with strong fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present future or past either.

Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long.

It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.

Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.

Unhappiness is something we are never taught about, we are taught to expect happiness but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive.

The universe hands you opportunities for a while and if you don't take them the universe says to itself 'Oh I see this person doesn't like opportunities' and stops giving them to you.

Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Your brain forms roughly 10 000 new cells every day but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories they die. Serves them right.

Star Trek characters never go shopping.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

Fate is for losers.

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life like radioactive elements.

The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.

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