E. B. White

English usage is sometimes more than mere taste judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street.

I arise in the morning, torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet, the bylaws are shorter and he is personally acquainted with the other members.

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.

The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people.

The terror of the atom age is not the violence of the new power but the speed of man's adjustment to it the speed of his acceptance.

The critic leaves at curtain fall To find in starting to review it He scarcely saw the play at all For starting to review it.

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it.

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

A writer is like a bean plant - he has his little day and then gets stringy.

I don't know which is more discouraging literature or chickens.

Be obscure clearly.

We should all do what in the long run gives us joy even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.

Everything in life is somewhere else and you get there in a car.

The world organization debates disarmament in one room and in the next room moves the knights and pawns that make national arms imperative.

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.

To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.