Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), widely known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, voice actress, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—alternatingly self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians.
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Our natures are a lot like oil mix us with anything else and we strive to swim on top.
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Forty for you sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.
Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh it's tough.
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.