Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), widely known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, voice actress, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—alternatingly self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians.
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I have no methods, all I do is accept people as they are.
A man can sleep around no questions asked but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Every television show you go on is a choice.
I was a Brownie Scout mother.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house and she said 'Get the hell off my property.'
Diets like clothes should be tailored to you.
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
I just love acting.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.
If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it that's acting.