Mason Cooley (1927 – July 25, 2002) was an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me." He was professor emeritus of French, speech and world literature at the College of Staten Island.
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Excuses change nothing but make everyone feel better.
Dancing and running shake up the chemistry of happiness.
If you call failures experiments you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.
Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology.
An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie.