I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Every man, who possibly can, should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.


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