Ron White

Ron White

Ronald Dee "Ron" "Tater Salad" White (born December 18, 1956) is an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list.

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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

I do live like a rock star but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

You know my first album some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there I'm fine.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

Anybody could say anything they want about me and it literally never penetrates my skin.

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only drink when I work and I'm a workaholic.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

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