Books - the children of the brain.
Jonathan SwiftThings may happen, and often do, to people as brainy and footsy as you.
Dr. SeussI do not believe anyone can be perfectly well, who has a brain and a heart.
Henry Wadsworth LongfellowThe clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. FieldsWit is cultured insolence.
AristotleA man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
MichelangeloToleration is the greatest gift of the mind, it requires the same effort of the brain that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle.
Helen KellerI'm a smart girl.
Christina AguileraWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark TwainThousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
Mark TwainReading after a certain age diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert EinsteinHow is it possible that a being with such sensitive jewels as the eyes, such enchanted musical instruments as the ears, and such fabulous arabesque of nerves as the brain, can experience itself anything less than a god.
Alan WattsMoney without brains is always dangerous.
Napoleon HillAny man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert EinsteinI was a smart kid but I hated school.
EminemBetter a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William ShakespeareEverything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
Mark TwainPurple haze, all in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same,
Jimi HendrixTrue genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain hazardous and conflicting information.
Winston ChurchillSilence is golden when you can't think of a good answer.
Muhammad AliTime shall unfold what plighted cunning hides: Who cover faults, at last shame them derides.
William ShakespeareI wish my name was Brian, because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
Mitch HedbergYou learned people and artists have, no doubt, all sorts of superior things in your heads; but you're human beings like the rest of us, and we, too, have our dreams and fancies.
Herman HesseAlways forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar WildeI've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Groucho MarxI am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar WildeNever trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
J. K. RowlingPeople are getting smarter nowadays, they are letting lawyers instead of their conscience be their guide.
Will RogersI have always had this view about the modern education system: we pay attention to brain development, but the development of warmheartedness we take for granted.
Dalai LamaOne may be continually abusive without saying any thing just, but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty
Jane AustenYou have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.
Dr. SeussHe is winding the watch of his wit, by and by it will strike.
William ShakespeareTruth is a good dog, but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.
Francis BaconNon-violence, which is the quality of the heart, cannot come by an appeal to the brain.
Mahatma Gandhi