I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball Love Quote of the Day A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad. - Robert Wagner Inspirational Quote of the Day Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi Funny Quote of the Day I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton