Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors and let every new year find you a better man.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

The tiger springs in the new year. Us he devours.

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.


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