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Jamie: [in English] It's my favorite time of day, driving you. Aurelia: [in Portuguese] It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's.
My special gift is impossible relationships.
Somehow the silence seemed to connect us in a way like words never could.
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
My closest relationship is with my Blackberry. Thank God it vibrates!
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You're prettiest at about 8:20 in the summer, when the light is fading.
The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.
You can tell a lot about a person by what's on their playlist.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
You had me at hello.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
You know how everyone's always saying seize the moment? I don't know, I'm kinda thinking it's the other way around. You know, like the moment seizes us.
Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.