Your love story puts “The Notebook” to shame! Congratulations, you two!
Look! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a couple of newlyweds on the clouds of wedded bliss! Best Wishes!
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy, if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Congrats!
Congratulations for finally succumbing to life’s biggest myth – a successful marriage.
No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.
You may be married, but you don’t have to grow up! Congratulations on your wedding!
Congratulations to the newlyweds! Thank you for the free food and drinks!
Congratulations to Mr. Never-Right and Mrs. Always-Right! Wishing you a lifetime of happiness — as long as you learn to share the remote!
You are most welcome to the most dangerous part of your life. Now, it is too late to save you. Enjoy your married life!
I guess you didn’t listen to Mel Gibson when he said how important ‘Freedddooommmm!’ was, did you? Congratulations on ur wedding!
Congrats on ur wedding! Now make sure to make it official by changing your Facebook status.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes... Let’s just work on the marriage part first. Congrats on your marriage!
You did remember to sign the prenup, right? Just kidding. Congratulations, enjoy married life!
Now that you two are getting married, the pressure is all on me to do the same. Congratulations to both of you on your wedding day!
Words of wisdom? Contrary to popular belief, don’t ever ‘sleep on it’ or go to bed angry. End the day always with an ‘I love you!’ Best wishes for happy married life!
I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains... a secret to all! Wishing you the best of times ahead.
I'll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains... a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!
A big day is coming up. You only have to make one decision at wedding, so choose carefully!
As you wed today, here's my advice for the newlyweds - stay married! The best is yet to come!
Bride: I do! Groom: I do what she says...
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right. The other person is the husband.
2 become 1: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!