Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up, and finally you forget to pull it down.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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