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A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
If you think there's a solution you're part of the problem.
If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.
Some people see things that are and ask "Why?" Some people dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?" Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
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Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘My goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.
Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths
