The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens, unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.

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Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance, they are the peoples' liberty's teeth.

Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable, procures success to the weak and esteem to all.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.

The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

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