Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

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    I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

    You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

    You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

    The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.

    The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping.

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