I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on I go to the library

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on I go to the library and read a good book.

Author: Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.

Good night and sweet dreams, my love!

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