I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. Groucho Marx Quotes
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Groucho Marx

Julius Henry Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977), known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American writer, comedian, stage, film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His distinctive appearance, carried over from his days in vaudeville, included quirks such as an exaggerated stooped posture, glasses, cigar, and a thick greasepaint mustache and eyebrows. 

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on I go to the library

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