A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

Author: H. L. Mencken

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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.

I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.