I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.

Author: H. L. Mencken

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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

I love to travel, but hate to arrive.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.