If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost forgive some s

If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.

Author: H. L. Mencken

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.

I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

True forgiveness is when you can say, “Thank you for that experience.”

Everyone says forgiveness is a lovely idea, until they have something to forgive.

Forgiveness does not mean excusing.