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A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

Henny Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please".

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