This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. Henny Youngman Quotes
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

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If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

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You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.

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