Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. Henny Youngman Quotes
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Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

Henny Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please".

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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a wee

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