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A man can sleep around no questions asked but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.

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It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

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