Every television show you go on is a choice.

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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.

I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all ov

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

Never floss with a stranger.

Never floss with a stranger.

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    With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice by choice.

    With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice by choice.

    Each day we are becoming a creature of splendid glory or one of unthinkable horror.

    Each day we are becoming a creature of splendid glory or one of unthinkable horror.

    You never know how strong you are, until being strong is your only choice.

    You never know how strong you are, until being strong is your only choice.

    Wrong is wrong only when you are at liberty to choose.

    Wrong is wrong only when you are at liberty to choose.

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