I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman unde Joan Rivers Quotes
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

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