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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Never floss with a stranger.
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