It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. Joan Rivers Quotes
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It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

Joan Rivers

Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), widely known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, voice actress, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—alternatingly self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians.

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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.
I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all ov
Never floss with a stranger.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman unde

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