Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

He who would travel happily must travel light.

Others may know pleasure, but pleasure is not happiness. It has no more importance than a shadow following a man.

Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.

Just because you are happy it does not mean that the day is perfect, but that you have looked beyond its imperfections.