I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead of at three o clock in the morning.

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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.

In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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    My heart never knew loneliness until you went away.

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    Tears come from the heart and not from the brain.

    Tears come from the heart and not from the brain.

    When it comes to love, compassion, and other feelings of the heart, I am rich.

    When it comes to love, compassion, and other feelings of the heart, I am rich.

    If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it - then I can achieve it.

    If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it - then I can achieve it.

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