My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother and her mother will go anywhere.

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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.

In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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    Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.

    Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.

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