I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch looking at a lake or something.

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If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

Me I'm dishonest and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

When kids hit one year old it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

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