Business is a combination of war and sport.

Author: Andre Maurois

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We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.

Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.

Modesty and unselfishness - these are the virtues which men praise - and pass by.

Past thinking and methods did not prevent world wars. Future thinking must prevent wars.

Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.

Joy is the serious business of heaven.

ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pachyderm!'