Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel.

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There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

Life is short but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Life is short but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

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    Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained.

    Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained.

    No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good.

    No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good.

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