Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven, confess them to man and you will be laughed

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven, confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

Author: Josh Billings

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Life is short but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

True forgiveness is when you can say, “Thank you for that experience.”

Everyone says forgiveness is a lovely idea, until they have something to forgive.

Forgiveness does not mean excusing.

I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.