Men mourn for what they have lost, women for what they ain't got.

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There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

Life is short but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Life is short but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

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    She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won

    She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won.

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