One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness, a man who wants to vomit

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness, a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

Author: Josh Billings

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There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

Life is short but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.

Freedom is not the absence of commitments, but the ability to choose - and commit myself to - what is best for me.

Close some doors today. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because they lead you nowhere.

You did the best that you knew how. Now that you know better, you’ll do better.