The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

Author: Josh Billings

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There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

Life is short but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

True forgiveness is when you can say, “Thank you for that experience.”

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick.

The miserable have no other medicine, but only hope.

Freedom is not the absence of commitments, but the ability to choose - and commit myself to - what is best for me.