If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

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Don't knock the weather, nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't chang

Don't knock the weather, nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative, when they are only stupid.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do, it's something for the public.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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    Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.

    Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.

    Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing

    Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘My goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.

    Remember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry.

    Remember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry.

    Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly  have the laugh on her side.

    Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly  have the laugh on her side.

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