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The biggest seller is cookbooks, and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
A writer's job is to tell the truth.
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Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘My goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.
Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side.
