The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

Author: Andy Rooney

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A writer's job is to tell the truth.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business, because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

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People don’t take trips, trips take people.

People are people and sometimes we change our minds.