Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Author: Andy Warhol

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Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous."

They always say time changes things but you actually have to change them yourself.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

Freedom is not the absence of commitments, but the ability to choose - and commit myself to - what is best for me.

You did the best that you knew how. Now that you know better, you’ll do better.